Alright guys, be good little boys and girls and listen to this story from my dad.
Shino: Go!
The bugs attack Tobi. He dodges them smoothly.
Tobi: Uwah! Disgusting, I tell ya!
Naruto: Gimme a break, he's dodging them like nothing!
Kakashi: The Aburame clan doesn't specialize in pin-point attacks, but rather in those of the wide range variety.
Kiba: Naruto, you've hardly ever been on a mission with Shino before...just leave it to him, you'll see! Let the bugs do their job.
Shino: Spread!
The bugs encircle Tobi.
Kakashi: It's impossible to dodge *all* the bugs.
Shino: Whether you're dodging things or having them slip through, I'm getting to the bottom of your jutsu! Go! Hijutsu, Mushidama*!
*Secret Jutsu: Bug ball! (yes, bug-ball - Iwa).
The bugs cover Tobi.
Tobi's completely covered by bugs.
Kakashi: Well, Hinata?
Hinata: Chakra verification complete. He's most definitely beneath Shino kun's bugs!
Kakashi: Yamato!
Yamato: Ready! Standing by to attack!
Shino: There's definitely a reaction - the reason being the bugs' movements indicate they're absorbing chakra!
Naruto: Have them keep on sucking 'till there's no more left!*
Tobi suddenly vanishes!
Shino: What on earth!? The bugs lost sight of him even as they absorbed chakra. Impossible.
Sakura: Shunshin no jutsu?
Shino: Not quite. The reason being the bugs would've instantly pursued in the direction he went. They don't lose their targes.
Kakashi: You're telling me he used space-time jutsu!? You gotta be kidding!
Kakashi: This means he jumped through space-time without having to perform seals or kuchisoye (a summoning) ....That'd make his space-time ninjutsu greater than even the Fourth's!
Hinata: Byakugan! Found him! Over there!
Tobi: Howdy, folks!
Zetsu appears right beside Tobi.
Tobi: Well?
Zetsu: It's over.
Sakura: Who's that?
Zetsu:Sasuke won. Itachi died.
Naruto and Co. are shocked.
Tobi: Oh-my-god...NOT! Just as I figured.
Zetsu: Sasuke collapsed himself, though. He might just be hanging on by a thread.
Naruto and Co: !!!
Naruto: Yo! Aloe-man! Where's Sasuke?
Zetsu: Aloe-man!?
Zetsu(the other one): Leave him be.
Kakashi notices Tobi's sharingan!
Tobi: You'll have to accept my rain-check for now -we'll meet again.
(Looks like he's in full "Bad-ass Madara mode" when he says this, going by his choice of words ).
It ends with a close up on Tobi's Sharingan.
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